Jokes, jokes - are you kidding me? :D
postitas: lovekata - 30.03.2019, , loetud: 968x
*Are you sad or depressed, and you want to read/watch something funny, then you are reading the right thing! Here's the best collection of puns what are making you feel better, honestly, I guarantee you will laugh at them 100% for sure! It's a good way to cheer up yourself! Better start reading jokes now and you'll be happier for sure! Yash!**
1)Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?
2)Q: What did the wild cat couple yell during their argument?
A: “You’re such a cheetah!” “No, you’re lion!”
3)Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
4)Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.
5)Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other ...
Best fails :D
postitas: lovekata - 07.08.2017, , loetud: 1250x
Kõik all järgnevad lood on 100% minu mõeldud!
Mary : Charlie, what are you doing?
Charlie : What are you doin', what are you doin', of course I'm studying!
Mary : No you aren't, just look this mess, what ya' did yesterday?
Charlie : Me?
Mary : Who then?
Charlie : Dog.
Mary : We don't have a dog!
Charlie : Oh man, my friend nickname is "Dog".
Student : Excuse me, where is headmaster's room?
Teacher : Sorry, we don't rent rooms!
Selena : What a mess!
Chris : Where?
Selena : Bingo! I told you! You have very deep attention need!
Lily : Hei, you stealed my sneakers!
Robin : Oh, did I? But I just ate it.
Lily : Oh god, sneakers are my shoes!