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Jokes, jokes - are you kidding me? :D

postitas: lovekata - 30.03.2019, , loetud: 669x

*Are you sad or depressed, and you want to read/watch something funny, then you are reading the right thing! Here's the best collection of puns what are making you feel better, honestly, I guarantee you will laugh at them 100% for sure! It's a good way to cheer up yourself! Better start reading jokes now and you'll be happier for sure! Yash!**

1)Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?

2)Q: What did the wild cat couple yell during their argument?
A: “You’re such a cheetah!” “No, you’re lion!”

3)Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!

4)Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.

5)Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide

6)PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.

7)Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you

8)Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: Gummybear

9)Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!

10)Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator

11)Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
A: Thunderwear

12)Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

13)Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

14)Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.

15)Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.

16)Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.

17)How do trees get online? – They just log in.

18)You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

19)Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?
A: It had a 
hard drive.

20)Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano.

21)What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA.

22)Q: Why should you wear glasses during math class?
A: They say it improves division.

23)Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.

24)Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!

25)Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!

26)Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!

Well, i think you have read them, and you must have to be in a good mood.
Did you have a favorite? If you did, would you say your favorites and describe why?

I hope you laughed enough and are more cheerful for now.
I promise I'll post more puns here.


PEACE* :')

Märksõnad: puns  jokes  laugh  naljad  memes  naljakad 

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Krystal (30.03.2019 16:50)

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