Jokes, jokes - are you kidding me? :D
postitas: lovekata - 30.03.2019, , loetud: 885x
*Are you sad or depressed, and you want to read/watch something funny, then you are reading the right thing! Here's the best collection of puns what are making you feel better, honestly, I guarantee you will laugh at them 100% for sure! It's a good way to cheer up yourself! Better start reading jokes now and you'll be happier for sure! Yash!**
1)Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?
2)Q: What did the wild cat couple yell during their argument?
A: “You’re such a cheetah!” “No, you’re lion!”
3)Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
4)Q. How does a computer get drunk?
A. It takes screenshots.
5)Q. Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?
A. To get to the other slide
6)PATIENT: Doctor, I need your help. I’m addicted to checking my Twitter!
DOCTOR: I’m so sorry, I don’t follow.
7)Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
8)Q: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
9)Are you a cheetah?
No, you lion!
10)Q: What do you call and alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator
11)Q: What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
12)Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.
13)Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
14)Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands.
15)Q: Why did the tomato blush?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing.
16)Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
17)How do trees get online? – They just log in.
18)You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.
19)Q: Why did the computer show up at work late?
A: It had a hard drive.
20)Where did the music teacher leave her keys?
In the piano.
21)What was Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
22)Q: Why should you wear glasses during math class?
A: They say it improves division.
23)Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.
24)Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
25)Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
26)Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
A: Because it already had a million degrees!
Well, i think you have read them, and you must have to be in a good mood.
Did you have a favorite? If you did, would you say your favorites and describe why?
I hope you laughed enough and are more cheerful for now.
I promise I'll post more puns here.