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Greg was a elementery school schooler hoo thought beevers were retardeds. he liked to go to CAnada to shit on beaver dams, becuse he was a dik. OnE day, whil he was shiting, he saw bubbls in te watr. he shit his pant when he saww a DEMEN BEEVER!@! Grg treid to run, butt the beever ran hm down and gve hm a vasectomy!
iff u dont send the to 5 oter sights, the beever will giv u a sex change!
So. In 1390 there was this muffin named bill who was a terrorist. He hopped in his seaweed cart and threw a potato at the earth. The earth started to bleed and so did the sun. The sun eventually bled so much that a HUGE drop of blood fell on the earth and knocked in the Atlantic ocean.WARNING! if you do not post this to one trillion people a cupcake will magically appear on your head, and your tummy will hurt.
FACT: 2 people got a stomach ache from the cupcake.